They've run out of good Pop-Tart flavors

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CLOUDBOND007

They've run out of good Pop-Tart flavors

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(05/02/08 02:21 AM)

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Seriously, buy whatever the special flavor of the moment is, or just some flavor that's been released in the past several years, and it's probably not good enough to buy a second time.

This terrible downward spiral started with Wild Berry, by far the biggest disappointment of my entire childhood. It was neither wild, or much like any berry I had ever tasted. And just look at the sickening colors that try and fail to be fun. To sum it up, if Wild Berry (or is it Wild! Berry) Pop-Tarts and the other disgusting flavors don't make you want to end your sad life, I don't know what will.

The only thing that'll save my young life right now is a Toaster Strudel™ Pastry from Pillsbury.

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(05/19/08 09:05 PM)

I liked those Wild Berry Poptarts, or maybe I just tricked myself into liking them because I wanted to.

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(05/19/08 10:33 PM)

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God, I don't even remember starting this topic. I think I was drinking and posting again.

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(05/20/08 11:35 AM)

Find anybody splattered on your radiator this time?

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(06/04/08 01:33 AM)

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I had a Blueberry Pop-Tart today and it was the most amazing non-dinnery food thing I've had to eat in what seems like months. For some reason, every time I'd buy a box (which is very rare as I don't like to eat breakfast) I'd pick Strawberry or that one Apple Cinnamon kind. I wonder how old the apple one is, it might be an exception to the rule.

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(06/04/08 01:07 PM)

I only like PopTarts if they're chocolate or cinnamon. I hate the fruit kinds. Those Pokemon PopTarts from awhile ago were the worst I've ever had.

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(06/07/08 10:47 AM)

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Right before I left NJ I had a box of Pokemon Poptarts in the kitchen. I never finished them and didn't take them with me.

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(06/07/08 04:18 PM)

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They aren't still there... are they? Not that I'd want to steal ancient, rotting, themed Pop Tarts and feast on their expired glory until I transcend to a new level of reality.

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(06/07/08 06:18 PM)

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They might be...but I doubt it.

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(06/18/08 07:10 PM)

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Anyone here ever tried a Go Tart? I don't like cold Pop-Tarts and the box doesn't make these look very appetizing so I've never bought any.

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ACC KAIN

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(06/19/08 01:14 PM)

I remember the Pokemon Poptarts, too! Wasn't there a topic about them at either FO's board or DH's board a long time ago?

My favorite are the strawberry kind and the chocolate with marshmallows but I don't eat them too often. I've heard a lot of stories of people gaining weight just from eating Poptarts.

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(06/26/08 08:52 PM)

i've never tasted a popular tart before. my sex life isn't that exciting and full of
STDs.

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(06/28/08 07:01 AM)

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I gained weight once when I was about 18 years old, and Pop-Tarts were part of the problem. It wasn't much weight, but I stopped eating them anyway (as well as some other things) and I dropped the weight pretty quickly.

Right after that I went to my hairdresser and she said she noticed I lost weight, then started going on and on about anorexia.

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(06/28/08 10:32 AM)

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They have two types of pop-tarts. The one has frosting, and the other is basically crust all around. They had some flavors in both kinds, like strawberry.

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(06/28/08 02:24 PM)

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Did your parents (or guardians) ever pick up pop tarts, and you'd get really excited, and then you realized it was the unfrosted kind, and you were emotionally crushed?

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(06/28/08 02:57 PM)

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I didn't mind those as much as if there were the vile store brand toaster pastries in the bag. Don't get me wrong, I'm cool with buying generic versions of things. But you just don't do that with Pop-Tarts. Ever.

Anyone see the South Park where Cartman puts a stick of butter coated with cocoa powder between two Pop-Tarts and eats it like a sandwich? That's the breakfast of champions.

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(06/29/08 10:30 PM)

do poptarts attract image ads? according to opera browser, there're over 3000 images on this page.

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(06/30/08 05:14 AM)

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There was some other brand of poptarts that was okay. I can't find any information about it on the internet, though. I don't think I'm remembering a store brand; it may have been made by another big company, like Nabisco.

The worst pop tart thing, though, is when you toast it and accidentally leave the toaster setting for making toast.

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(06/30/08 05:29 AM)

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I never even change the toaster's settings because none of them ever work. I just hover over the toaster checking the food being toasted periodically.

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(07/10/08 01:20 PM)

Crawl and 1OOO wrote:
Did your parents (or guardians) ever pick up pop tarts, and you'd get really excited, and then you realized it was the unfrosted kind, and you were emotionally crushed?

I actually like the non-frosted kind more. The tart bread (or whatever you call it) is softer on those kinds.

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